Showing posts with label Acme. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Acme. Show all posts

06 September 2026

YOU TOLD ME, PEOPLE LIKE TO SUFFER [552]


Every glowing review received by the film “Coyote vs Acme” has acknowledged the act of having been able to see the film at all, and while I could add another thumbs-up to the pile it has received, the film’s commentary on corporations and the law make it a far more prescient release in 2026 than if Warner Bros had not shut it away as a tax write-off in 2023.

Having now read the original 1990 “New Yorker” humour piece, by Ian Frazier, on which “Coyote vs Acme” is based, presented as a dry opening statement by Wile E. Coyote’s lawyer at a trial, you can see how the film has expanded upon the apparent absurdity of applying cartoon logic to a real-life court case – the gag of an injury on “Mr Coyote’s” body turning him into an accordion being of a “distracting and embarrassing nature” which “has been a major impediment to Mr. Coyote’s pursuit of a normal social life” – while his exclusive use of Acme products is explained as their being the only domestic supplier of rocket sleds, spring-powered shoes and giant rubber bands, exploiting its advantage in the market: “One can only wonder what our trading partners in Western Europe and Japan would make of such a situation, where a giant company is allowed to victimize the consumer in the most reckless and wrongful manner over and over again.”

I loved how the film of “Coyote vs Acme” expanded upon this. With the courtroom relocated from Tempe, Arizona to Albuquerque, New Mexico, now depicted as the home to all Looney Tunes characters, we have a situation where “Human Law” and “Cartoon Law” is delineated separately: Wile E. Coyote’s pursuit of the Road Runner is defined as a line of work “pursuant to Sylvester vs Gonzalez”, in what might be the most clever wordplay I will come across this year.

However, the elastic nature of cartoon characters has led to a callousness in the practice of the law: the lawyer Kevin Avery, played by Will Forte, initially described Wile E. Coyote’s case as “a run of the mill $300 rocket skate case”, having already told Porky Pig, having had a window smash on him, that he could get $250 for that accident. Meanwhile the Acme Corporation, whose CEO is Foghorn Leghorn, and with legal counsel Buddy Crane played by John Cena, has separate human and cartoon product ranges, but has engaged in practices where products designed to help cartoon characters, like erasers to remove visible stink lines, became more recklessly made, using the data from real-life cartoon injuries in order to provide testing for its human product range, under a scheme named Project Sisyphus, confirming why Acme Corporation is happy to pay out a few hundred dollars here or there each time.

I was surprised that this was put in the mouth of a cartoon character, or that Foghorn Leghorn is played so meanly in “Coyote vs Acme”, but for the head of the Acme Corporation to say that pain is the price of progress, and cartoons are not important enough to care if they get harmed, leading to a very affecting moment where Road Runner testifies about the pain he has witnessed being inflicted on Wile E. Coyote, before asking, through Morse Code, “when are you coming back?” I had wondered if this had any correlation with Cory Doctorow’s concept of “enshittification”, which he coincidentally coined during the time of this film’s production in 2022, but while that is more about an online service degrading the experience of its service for its users to benefit its business customers, then doing the same to them to take all the value for itself, it does play into how that term has been more widely adopted to indicate a deliberate degradation in services, products and experiences.

That said, “Coyote vs Acme” is easily the best feature film that the Looney Tunes characters have appeared in, is the best animation/live-action hybrid film since 1988’s “Who Framed Roger Rabbit?”, a tribute to how world-building and strong characterisation makes such a Looney world believable, qualms over the use of 3D animation to look 2D notwithstanding. The oddest part of the film, for me, is how the often-used caricature of Peter Lorre is an official Looney Tunes character now, and married to Granny?

28 January 2023

HAVE IT ON HIGHWAY 61 [381]


Produced since 1895 by J. Hudson & Co. of Birmingham, trading as Acme Whistles, the Acme Siren Whistle (model number 147) has been the source of nothing but joy since mine arrived, direct from the manufacturer. Having the ability to create its surprising, whimsical whoopee of a sound at a moment’s whim was something I would have to keep quiet about for a while, but I gave it to someone else to use first, and they laughed as much as I did when I placed the order, anticipating its eventual arrival.

The siren sound is created by blowing into a cylinder casing containing a fan blade – the harder you blow, the faster it spins, and the higher (and louder) the sound created, the acceleration of your breath creating a silent sound. The mouthpiece and casing has changed from metal to plastic over the years, but the fan’s metal axle is still held in place by brass pins. The main body of the whistle, amplifying the sound, remains made of nickel.


Found in the “Orchestral and Musical Section” section of Acme’s website, I have experimented with what sounds you can set out of the Siren Whistle. Unless you can train your breathing to speed up and slow down at a constant pace, creating a type of police siren, you will be blowing straight into it to produce a sharp glissando to a high note, creating the “whoops” sound when a cartoon character slips on a banana skin, for this is the whistle that makes it. You can blow short bursts of air into the whistle to continue hitting a top note, as if the character is about to fall over. Sucking the air out of the whistle will not produce the opposite sound, but the sound produced could be described as the switching off of a turbine-powered vacuum cleaner.

Outside of its use for sound effects, the Acme Siren Whistle substitutes for Bob Dylan’s harmonica in his song “Highway 61 Revisited”, having purportedly been brought in to police drug use during the sessions. Its sound is very pervasive, cutting through to the forefront, especially if you are not expecting it, belying its 1880s origin as the “Cylcists’ Road Clearer”, appearing around the same time as the advent of the non-Penny Farthing “safety bicycle”, for those who felt that bells and yells would not be enough to warn of their approach. While cycling whistles have given way to bells, I have heard enough cyclists using machines to generate white noise and chirping while on the way to work – certainly enough to know they were cycling too fast on the shared path.

Its immediate use as a pick-me-up is giving me time to work out to what use I can use the Acme Siren Whistle. It could well work as an absurdist solo instrument, instead of the more obvious choice of a swannee whistle. Then, performing live, you can switch to Acme’s Siren Horn, with a seven-inch bell horn attached to the existing whistle...